use headphonessss enjoy :-)

liam: what i was really saying was i simply haven’t got the booty to carry off the trousers you wear.
louis: that’s a fair comment but in the future i’d rather you fuck off.

automatically:

when you haven’t saved your final project and your computer freezes

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"your file has been recovered"

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Harry: “How did you break your arm? In a bouncy house?”
crazykissing:

sex / love / romance blog  here are some hilarious dating fails, have a laugh or two!

crazykissing:

sex / love / romance blog  here are some hilarious dating fails, have a laugh or two!

minithecorgi:

A sour candy fell on the floor and this happened. She did this for about an hour